Boys and Girls

“Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same.” Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

  1.  If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
  2. Boys grow their fingernails long because they’re too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long – not because they look nice – but because they can dig them into a boys arm.
  3. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
  4. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
  5. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
  6. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they’ve watched “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie three times in a row. 
  7. Any my personal favorite: Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.

 

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