New Jersey Women

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Michigan, one from Florida, and one from New Jersey. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives… Continue reading

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Back Magic was Defeated by the Red team

In the final game of the regular season Black Magic lost 2-0 to the Red team in tough game. Next Sunday begins the playoff games. Season Final Record: 3 wins, 3 losses, 1 tie.

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Black Magic Defeats Green Team

Black Magic beat the Green Team 2 to 0. Amber played a great game and was in for all but 2 minutes! Record: 3 wins, 2 losses, 1 tie.

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May 5th Black Magic Suffers 2nd Loss

Although Black Magic dominated most of the game with 3 times the number of shots on goal, but still kept scoreless. The final score was 2 to 0. Record: 2 wins, 2 losses, 1 tie.

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Auto Parts

The other day I was in the local auto part store and Ingrid came in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, “What’s a seven ten cap?” She said “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car is it on,” they asked? I’m thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. “OK lady, how big is it?” She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter. What does it do?,” we asked. She said, “I don’t know, but its always been there. “One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the centershe writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as Ingrid writes it…and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.

(Directions: Draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it around.)

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