Black Magic Loses to Arch Rival Savage Team

Black Magic suffered their 1st loses of the season to Savage 2 to 0. Savage was the only team to beat Black Magic last seaosn, however Black Magic defeated Savage in last season’s Championship. The 2nd game of this weekend was rained out. Current record is 2 wins, 1 losses, 1 tie

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Who said History is not a fascinating subject?

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a “0” at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.

  • 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
  • 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
  • 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
  • 1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
  • 1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
  • 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)
  • 1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
  • 1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
  • 2000: George W. Bush ????????????

And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000. You might also be interested in this… Continue reading

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Black Magic Wins

In the second game of a weekend double header, Black Magic pulled out a 3 to 2 win over the other Black team. They came back from being behind 2 to 1 late in the 2nd Half with the winning goal scored in the final 3 minutes. Their record so far is 2-0-1 (2 wins, 0 losses, 1 tie). GO BLACK MAGIC!

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Black Magic Ties

Black Magic (Amber’s Soccer Team) tied the 2nd game of the season 1 to 1. This puts their record at 1-0-1 (1 win, 0 losses, 1 tie).

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Norm-isms

Quotes from Cheers’ Norm

“How’s a beer sound, Norm?”
“I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.”

“What’ll it be, Normie?”
“Just the usual Coach. I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.”

“What’d you like, Normie?”
“A reason to live. Give me another beer.”

“Beer, Norm?”
“Have I gotten that predictable? Good.”

“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
“Poor.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“No, I mean pour.”

“What’s going down, Normie?”
“My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”

“What would you say to a beer, Norm?”
“Hiya, sailor. New in town?”

“What would you say to a beer, Normie?”
“Daddy wuvs you.”

“What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?”
“Going Down?”

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Operations

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”…

…The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!” T

he second kid then asks, “What are you here for?” The first kid says, “A circumcision.” And the second kid says, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”

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Management

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” … Continue reading

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